Apple's WWDC honey-do list, as dictated by the internet

According to the internet, Apple has to everything everyone else has ever done, plus make real everything science fiction has ever imagined, or WWDC 2013 will be a disappointment, and Apple will again and forever be doomed. No pressure there. But what exactly is this unattainable goal being set for Apple? Justin Willaims of Carpeaqua has placed tongue firmly in cheek and laid it plain.

With WWDC just a few weeks away, I thought it?d be beneficial to the Internet at large to compile a working list of everything that is expected of Apple during their Keynote and subsequent ?State of the Union? addresses in order to appease the Internet. Failure to introduce each and every one of these features and updates will result in another stock price plummet, calls for Tim Cook?s ouster and an infinite amount of comments on tech blogs decrying that Android is superior to Apple?s iOS.

I have several favorites. Give the whole things a read, then tell me yours.

Source: Carpeaqua

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